1. You’re a firm believer in the healing powers of retail therapy. After all, there’s practically no problem that can’t be solved with a cute Calvin Klein dress, right? Right.
2. You’re picky with men, just like shoes.
3. Your ovaries literally recoil when younger guys try to hit on you.
4. Your friends call you the ‘dating expert’, because you know all the right things to say and do.
5. So you often end up playing matchmaker.
6. But when it comes to your own love life, you’re a total clutz.
7. You (reluctantly) admit that driving is not your strong suit.
8. And you have absolutely NFI how to cook.
9. On the plus side, you’re a grade-A negotiator who won’t settle for second best.
Like, ever.
10. Your pop culture references? Solid gold.
11. You’re always super polite but when someone pushes your buttons, you serve the sickest burns of all.
12. Your fashion choices are rarely practical, but always on point.
13. And you’re not afraid of getting creative in the fashion department.
14. People call you ‘spoilt’ but it’s not your fault you have expensive taste.
15. You love nothing more than an old skool ~makeover~.
16. Or a night out with your besties.
17. One thing you’ll never understand is how you have a wardrobe full of clothes and eff all to wear.
18. In short, you’re a total legend and you should never change.
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