The internet has absolutely lost is over the weekend, with Taylor Swift finally dropping Red (Taylor’s Version) — the re-recording of her hit 2012 album, Red. As any true Taylor fan knows, new songs almost always spell trouble for her ex-boyfriends, and in this instance, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal who has copped the fire of a thousand suns.
Many of the songs (namely All Too Well) are rumoured to be about Gyllenhaal, whom Swift dated for three months in 2010. He was just about to turn 30, while she was just about to celebrate her 21st Birthday. Some of the lyrics are very cutting, pinpointing the reason for their breakup as their age gap, despite the fact that he would go on to date girls of the same age later on.
“And I was never good at telling jokes but the punch line goes / I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age,” and “You said if we had been closer in age maybe it would have been fine / And that made me want to die.” Oof, heavy.
Naturally, fans couldn’t wait to dissect every possible meaning (and absolutely roast Jake in the process). Read on for some of our favourite Twitter reactions so far.
jake gyllenhaal trying to go anywhere in public now that #RedTaylorsVersion dropped: pic.twitter.com/jsnHSJgxuy
— katya (@EhresmanKatya) November 12, 2021
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All of Jake Gyllenhaal's friends tomorrow hearing 10 whole minutes of All Too Well pic.twitter.com/MR6cCPWEQr
— Gowans (@tootsdeville) November 11, 2021
How Im sleeping tonight knowing I’m not Jake Gyllenhaal’s publicist pic.twitter.com/otDuPs1MGJ
— maya ? (@allmychampagne) November 11, 2021
jake gyllenhaal logging on to twitter pic.twitter.com/GgcLRxF1VJ
— h (@fallnalien) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal listening to the 10 minutes version of all too well realizing 21 taylor called him out for the future “I'll get older but your lovers stay my age”#RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/GC2tRw10Ib
— ada? (@gecemiyyyyyyy) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal is screaming crying & throwing up
— wolfgang ruth (@itswolfgangruth) November 12, 2021
so true jake gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/AybyFmcbMq
— ces? (@swifolkfolk) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal when an album revealing intimate details about a 2.5-month relationship he had 11 years ago makes Spotify crash #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/BuShkrA2Jr
— Holly Hales (@hollyhales) November 12, 2021
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if taylor swift can write All Too Well after dating jake gyllenhaal for only 3 months then im also allowed to be as dramatic as I want
— sara (@srhnbtt) November 4, 2021
everything I’ve learned about Jake Gyllenhaal I’ve learned against my will pic.twitter.com/FyTWQ8V9NP
— live through this lyrics bot (@plsgtfolol) November 12, 2021
jake gyllenhaal rn wondering if it's already too late to return the scarf pic.twitter.com/YM9P2mjIfY
— ًsatellite (@latenightkyoto) November 12, 2021
actually losing it imagining 30 year old jake gyllenhaal saying "fuck the patriarchy" as he gives his keys to his teenage girlfriend taylor swift so that she can drive the car
— the source known as "sucks eat cfootball" (@nowyousieme) November 12, 2021
wow I can’t believe today is jake gyllenhaal’s last day of peace like. ever
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 11, 2021
taylor swift watching everyone react to all too well 10 minute version when jake gyllenhaal hasn’t even crossed her mind for half a decade https://t.co/6S78BBNMqX
— lex (@gretagerwigflew) November 12, 2021
john mayer after he saw what happened to jake gyllenhaal #RedTaylorsVersion pic.twitter.com/VU8MVGoqeC
— kadriye (@tayspetsch) November 12, 2021
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